Selfie

Selfie, selfie of my lovely, beautiful face, My pictures posted all over this webspace. Here's one! Awe... such style, such grace, Should be immortalized like a Greek vase.

And this one...look at my perfect butt, The ideal ornament for my cool strut. And look at these abs, so rigid and cut. (So much better than your beer gut.)

I'm just so gorgeous and so pristine, Your envy color is shiny green. For I'm the object of everyone's scene. I'm not just a princess! I'm A QUEEN!

Tell me I'm awesome, tell me I'm neat. Please “Like” every pic, word and tweet. Love Me, Praise Me, Worship my feet. Wait, where are you going? Don't retreat!

Come Back, Come Back, My facebook friend. I know you like me....now don't pretend. Aren't I awesome...don't let this end. Fine, I don't need you! Your tweets don't trend.

Everyone just leave! Get out for all I care. For my next post you won't get a “share” You'll miss my selfies, my butt and my hair. I know you'll be sorry, of this I swear.

My facebook days are over and done! But all in all, it was a pretty good run. What's this? Hmm...Instagram looks fun. Videos and Pictures?!.... I've just begun.